Director: Charles Rogers
Cast: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy
The last short we saw at the Sons of the Desert meeting. This is the only time the Boys ever did a sequel to one of their shorts (Them Thar Hills).
THE PLOT: Stan and Babe have just opened an electrical appliance store conveniently located next to Hall's Grocery, which is run by, you guessed it, Charlie Hall and his wife (Mae Busch). After Stan accidentally raises Ollie onto the ledge of the second floor of the grocery store, the missus leads Ollie down the stairs, which makes Charlie understandably jealous. Then follows pretty much the same slapstick routine in Them Thar Hills. The hilarity finally ends when a cop makes Charlie apologize.
THE REVIEW: I should mention that while all this fighting is happening, a man is walking into the appliance store and stealing things, but no one really seems to care.
I actually enjoyed the slapstick in this short more than I did in its prequel. The gags are funnier and more clever. 5 out of 5 stars.
Director: Charley Rogers
Cast: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch, Charlie Hall, Billy Gilbert
The second short we watched. This short was the prequel to Tit for Tat.
THE PLOT: Ollie's leg is broken, so the doctor tells him to go to the mountains. When Stan & Ollie get there, they get drunk from the booze the bootleggers left behind. Charlie Hall and his wife (Mae Busch) get there, looking for gas. Mae ends up getting drunk with the Boys. Charlie gets mad and hilarity and pretty much the only extreme slapstick in any L&H short or film ensues. The short ends with Ollie diving into a well filled with alcohol to extinguish the fire that Charlie lit on his ass and the well exploding.
THE REVIEW: A lot of people think the Three Stooges are funnier than L&H because of the constant use of slapstick, but L&H are funnier because they don't execute slapstick constantly. Rather, they wait for the perfect moment and use what I like to call "revenge slapstick," dishing out pain to those who deserve it. In this case, it's Charlie Hall. The slapstick had all of the Saps, including me, roaring with laughter, and for that, this short gets a 5 out of 5.
Director: Charles Rogers
Cast: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Mae Busch, Charles B. Middleton, Arthur Housman
You know what time it is: time to review the films we saw at this month's Saps at Sea tent meeting! Our Grand Sheik, John Field, screened three Laurel & Hardy shorts, all featuring Mae Busch, Stan and Babe, and a whole lot of laughs. Let's start off with the first film we watched.
THE PLOT: Stan and Ollie are going door-to-door selling Christmas cards when they meet a woman (Mae Busch) who fears that her husband Pierre (Charles B. Middleton) doesn't love her anymore. Always willing to lend a hand, the Boys offer to pose as lovers in an attempt to get Pierre jealous and to make him realize that he still loves her. So they pull the stunt and Pierre tells Ollie that he has to meet him at midnight for a gunfight. The Boys wind up at a bar and, after they decide to prank-call Pierre, Arthur Housman, playing a drunk as usual, stumbles in. The Boys get drunk as usual and wind up in the woman's bed. Ollie and Pierre get into a gunfight and Ollie plays dead and the Boys run away. The short ends with Ollie doing his trademark sigh from the back of a garbage truck.
THE REVIEW: I don't mean to fangirl, but OMG YOU GUYS STAN GETS KISSED!!!11!!!!!1!
Okay.
Now, this film is typical Laurel & Hardy. Not much to say, other than it was quite funny. Could use a bit more slapstick. BUT OMG GUYS STAN GETS KISSED SO 3.5 OUT OF 5 STARS!!!!1!!!!1!!!
Director: George Sidney
Cast: Gene Kelly, Van Heflin, June Allyson, Vincent Price, Lana Turner
Again, Happy New Year, everyone! Tonight, we're reviewing another Gene Kelly film, but this one's a little different: Gene neither sings nor dances, but he does do a lot of cool acrobatic moves.
THE PLOT (from Wikipedia): D'Artagnan(Gene Kelly), an inexperiencedGasconyouth, travels toParisto join the eliteKing's Musketeers. On his way, he encounters a mysterious lady at a roadside inn. When he picks a fight with one of her escorts, she becomes suspicious and has him knocked unconscious. His letter of introduction from his father to de Treville (Reginald Owen), the commander of the Musketeers, is burned. When he awakens, he continues on to the city.
In Paris, he nevertheless presents himself to de Treville, who recognizes d'Artagnan's description of one of his assailants and, saying "A man is sometimes known by the enemies he makes," makes him a cadet. The young Gascon spots the very man and in his haste to confront him, annoys three of the most skillful Musketeers: Athos (Van Heflin), Porthos (Gig Young) and Aramis (Robert Coote). Each challenges him to a duel. At the appointed place, the master swordsmen are amused by the newcomer's audacity. Before they can begin however, they are interrupted by Richelieu's men, who try to arrest the Musketeers. Outraged that the three are outnumbered, d'Artagnan joins them in dispatching their foes, displaying his superb swordsmanship in the process. As a result, he is welcomed into their ranks.
Later, d'Artagnan rescues (and falls in love with) Constance Bonacieux (June Allyson), a confidante of Queen Anne (Angela Lansbury). The queen had been given a matched set of diamond studs by her husband, King Louis XIII (Frank Morgan). Foolishly, she gives them to her lover, the Duke of Buckingham (John Sutton), who is also the Prime Minister of Great Britain. Knowing of the queen's indiscretion, Richelieu (Vincent Price) sees a way to persuade the king to go to war with Britain. Richelieu arranges a ball and suggests to Louis that his wife wear the diamonds.
D'Artagnan and his three friends volunteer to travel to Britain to retrieve the jewels, but along the way, they are ambushed by Richelieu's men. One by one, the Musketeers are forced to stay behind to hold off their pursuers. Finally, only d'Artagnan and his servant Planchet (Keenan Wynn) are left to reach the duke. However, Richelieu had already sent the beautiful Countess de Winter (Lana Turner) to work her wiles on the duke and steal two of the studs. Fortunately, the duke's jeweler is able to make replacements quickly and d'Artagnan races back to France. He arrives just in time to save the queen from disgrace.
Admiring d'Artagnan's resourcefulness, Richelieu has Constance abducted in an attempt to enlist him in his service. He also assigns de Winter to help persuade the young man. D'Artagnan tries to learn where Constance is being held from de Winter, but begins to fall under her spell instead. When Athos discovers that Milady is actually his treacherous wife, he tries to warn d'Artagnan, but is not believed. Then d'Artagnan finds out that Athos was telling the truth; he sees a brand on her shoulder, the mark of a common criminal.
Fighting breaks out between Britain and France. The queen succeeds in freeing Constance and sends her to Buckingham for safety. When the war goes against him, Richelieu gives de Winter a carte blanche and sends her to Britain to assassinate his foe. The Musketeers learn of the plot and send Planchet to warn the duke. Athos confronts De Winter and recovers the carte blanche as proof of Richelieu's treachery. De Winter is imprisoned and placed in the custody of Constance, but when the latter lets down her guard, de Winter kills her, then Buckingham.
Caught once again by the Musketeers at the ancestral home of Athos, she begs for mercy, but finds none, even though husband still loves her despite her many crimes. Seeing this, she calms herself and walks with dignity to her execution. The Musketeers are ambushed by Richelieu's men and captured, but as he is about to have them sentenced to death by the king, d'Artagnan produces the carte blanche, and Richelieu is compelled to grant the Musketeers a comfortable retirement and d'Artagnan a commission as a Musketeer.
THE REVIEW: (I KNEW that was Keenan Wynn as Planchet)
It was really no surprise seeing Gene Kelly doing all of those stunts. The man was the complete package; he could sing, dance and do his own stunts (a "triple threat," as Cosmo Brown would say). Not only that, but he is very comical, which is nice to see. Anyone else would have thought the sword sequences were drawn out, but I loved them. Only thing wrong with it was the constant scene switching. 4 out of 5 stars.
